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“Hey, where’d that cool, creepy Santa come from?” – Bart Simpson “Japan. Except over there he’s called Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon.” – John
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“You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Phobia”! Original airdate 16 February, 1997.
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“Aw, we shoulda just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.” – Barney Gumble “Hey! Those ain’t your rats, Barn.” – Moe
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“Wow, an actual robot from the movie ‘Clank, Clank, You’re Dead’. Think of awful it’d be for the poor midget inside.” – Lisa Simpson “Aww boo-hoo. That’s what they get paid for.” – Bart Simpson
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“How’d you know that thing would work?” – Bart Simpson “Well, the sound is just brutal. And I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master, Santa Claus.” – John
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“You’re being ridiculous.” – Marge Simpson “Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values! Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house.” – Homer Simpson
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Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Marge, the boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.” – Homer Simpson “So?” – Marge Simpson “There’s only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn’t look...
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“Aww, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.” – Barney Gumble “Yeah, yeah, we’ll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like it’s suicide again for me.” – Moe
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